My friends have asked me specifically for more stories about
my charming son, who, for the purposes of this public medium we shall call Drew*.
Drew is an awesome little guy. He is
mostly unconcerned about stereotypes and likes what he likes, including
fishing, fart-jokes, and various artsy-crafts.
Stores forthcoming….
Monday, May 4, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Tuesday
morning… less than 72 hours ago.
My morning
filled with mundane tasks. I walked dogs, ate breakfast, and made a dent in the
household chores. I helped my son (who was home from school that day) with homework.
I completed a bit of job-related paperwork.
I then dragged my boy with me to my neurologist, armed with books and
Legos.
The results
included several abnormalities I have known about for years. I repeatedly heard the beautiful phrase, “no
significant change.”
And yet, there
was
something… “New nonenhancing lesion of the right
amygdala. “
Translation:
(in my mind at least) here it is, a brain tumor.
I walked out
with my eyes glazed over, 10 pages of MRI results in hand, and an appointment
for more MRI’s and neurology appointments in 6 months.
What did
I do next? I fixed lunch, took my son to
his pediatrician and then dropped him off with my husband so I could go to work
for a few hours. I picked my son up again later to drive him to karate and to
gossip with other moms about school fundraisers and everyone’s plans for summer.
So how do I
live day to day with this chronic disorder, and every-impending scary news? I simply live. I wash dishes, fold laundry,
do yardwork, sort garbage from recycling, listen to my favorite music, and
watch the evening news. I take my son to birthday parties. I groan when weather ruins weekend plans. I
go to church, read novels by my favorite authors. I call my parents, visit my grandmother, and meet
friends for coffee. Life can be remarkably normal. And some days it simply is not. MRI’s and CAT-Scans are nearly as routine as
cholesterol and blood pressure checks. Conversations
with friends, family, and complete strangers can include, “by the way, if you
see me have motor tics or a seizure, I need you to tell me, because I won’t be
aware of it.” I push through chronic
pain, leaning heavily on my husband, family, and friends. I pray with
sometimes-shaky faith to a loving and merciful God. I weigh the advice of medical professionals.
I practice yoga and go to bed early. I update my will, insurance, and funeral
arrangements. And then I make travel arrangements, plant tomatoes, and purchase
green bananas.
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
No Science in 2nd Grade.
Recently, I
was telling my parents about how my child is doing in school, how I love the small
classes and curriculum pace, and about the science project his class is doing.
He very emphatically interjected:
We don’t do science!
Hmmm. Well,
the rest of the conversation went something like this…
But, doesn’t
your class have a garden?
Yes.
Okay. Don’t you make predictions, take
measurements, and record observations?
Yes.
Aren’t you
learning about plants?
Yes?
Tell me, what
do the plants need?
Sun, earth, air, and soil.
Really? What
would happen if a plant didn’t have sun?
It wouldn’t grow.
Why not?
Well, that is one of the things that it
needs! (insert eye-roll).
Don’t you
guys have a cistern that collects rain so you can water the garden?
Yes.
What about
compost?
We are making posters to teach the other
grades about compost.
Really?
Yes.
Tell me, can
I put egg shells in the compost?
Yes!
What about
left over barbecue ribs?
No, that’s not good for it.
Tell me again
what you can compost so I can know for our compost at home.
Dead leaves, grass, horse poo (insert 7 year old snicker).
How about tea bags or paper?
paper with no ink on it like paper towels, banana peels, potato peels, water melon rinds, orange peels and other fruits and vegetables.
How about tea bags or paper?
paper with no ink on it like paper towels, banana peels, potato peels, water melon rinds, orange peels and other fruits and vegetables.
Very
interesting. So you are gardening, but
you are not doing science.
Nope, we don’t do science in 2nd
grade.
(Fernandina Beach Christian Academy, Fernandina Beach, Florida).
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Drew gets an MRI
Many, many thanks to Laura McCalvin (at Wolfson's in Jacksonville, Florida) for the "MR-I AM READY" program. We were able to complete a long test without medication.
Slowly, the bed moved backwards into the machine. It looked just like the pictures from his practice! Drew pretended he was a mummy, like King Tut, and lay very, very still. His Mommy rubbed his toes. The machine was loud. It was loud, but it didn’t hurt at all. It made lots of funny noises. Drew imagined a woodpecker playing drums inside a submarine. This almost made him giggle, but then he remembered he wasn’t supposed to move. He could feel his mommy's hand on his feet. That helped him to feel a whole lot better.
(note: I'm developing this into a book, more coming soon...)
Slowly, the bed moved backwards into the machine. It looked just like the pictures from his practice! Drew pretended he was a mummy, like King Tut, and lay very, very still. His Mommy rubbed his toes. The machine was loud. It was loud, but it didn’t hurt at all. It made lots of funny noises. Drew imagined a woodpecker playing drums inside a submarine. This almost made him giggle, but then he remembered he wasn’t supposed to move. He could feel his mommy's hand on his feet. That helped him to feel a whole lot better.
(note: I'm developing this into a book, more coming soon...)
Friday, April 26, 2013
Each evening, it is a short walk from my front door to an
amazing sunset. I have an open invitation
from my neighbor to meander through his yard and watch the sky over the marsh light
up like a rainbow of cotton candy. I like
to end my day there. I drink in the beauty of the view, briny smell of the water,
and the sound of the birds, crickets, and rustling trees. My husband teases me that I’m going out to feed
the mosquitoes– but is well worth it.
Sometimes my son will ride his bike, racing circles around me up and
down this quiet street. The sun sets in this spot every day. I do not get there
as often as would like. Some evenings other obligations pull me away. And,
other times clouds obscure the view. But,
it is always there.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Free Printable Worksheets
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A surprising solution
Ketchup, yes, ketchup, was the solution to one little
household dilemma. I found it quite by accident, one morning when I was doing some general cleaning. A plate was still sitting on the my grandmothers antique brass plate, on a coffee table
from the previous evening. I picked it up, and proceeded to wipe up an errant
spot of barbecue sauce. I was quite
surprised to find that the spot where the barbecue sauce had been now shone
like a new penny. Off to the local
dollar store I went, and, after consulting with one of the clerks, came home
with 2 bottles of ketchup. Wow. It did better than that and expensive,
smelly, and very poisonous metal polish.
Not surprisingly, a quick Google search confirmed my accidental discovery. Who knew?
I, certainly was quite happy to find an easy and environmentally
friendly solutions to one daily conundrum.
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